Botched Brazilian?
Misbehaved Shave?
Unveiled Va-jay-jay?
the
solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee
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For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5" wide on top and is 4.5" long. Infinitely reusable, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (medical grade double-sided tape) with 16-24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100% polyester faux fur.
Choose between the following 3 colors:
- Michael Jackson's Hair
- The Carpet Matches the Drapes
- Natural Pink
Shape of the Week:
(a new downloadable PDF stencil almost every Wednesday)
21 dec: arrow 
29 dec: bullseye 
11 jan: leaf 
18 jan: x marks the spot 
01 feb: daisy 
08 feb: heart 
15 feb: stop sign (with marker) 
