Kitty Carpet Release
FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
contact:
Kim Castellano
kim@solutionsthatstick.com
949.387.0475
Botched
Brazilian? Misbehaved Shave? Unveiled Va-jay-jay?
The
Solution™ is NEW Kitty Carpet™: reusable downstairs toupee.
06
December, 2011 (Irvine, CA) - For the prodigal hippie, the
French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants
to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over! Long gone
are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving
them to make your own merkin. Now everyone can buy a rug for Mrs.
Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and
experience life to the fullest.
Each Kitty Carpet measures
3.5" wide on top and is 4.5" long. Infinitely reusable, it
comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks™ (medical grade
double-sided tape) with 16-24 pieces of tape. And don't fret, no
actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is
100% polyester faux fur.
Kitty Carpet debuts today in the
following 3 colors:Michael Jackson's Hair (black & curly), The
Carpet Matches the Drapes (blonde), and Natural Pink. Each
Wednesday, a new downloadable stencil is available. The first Shape
of the Week is an arrow, but they get better! Retailing at $7.95,
Kitty Carpet is available at http://SolutionsThatStick.com
and http://ShopInPrivate.com
and makes a darned good gag holiday gift.
Irvine-based,
Solutions That Stick Inc. is the expert in boobs, sweat & farts.
The all-women company develops, manufactures and markets innovative
fashion and beauty solutions
that make life easier and less embarrassing. Garment Guard™, the
original disposable
underarm shield, was their first innovation over ten years ago. Newer additions
to the line include: Knicker Sticker™ disposable adhesive
underwear; Skid Out™
deodorant, drip and drool erasers; Subtle Butt™ disposable gas
neutralizers; White Collar
Grime™ disposable collar and hat protectors; Quick Fix Sticks™
adhesive wardrobe remedies;
Pocksie™ temporary sticky pockets; Boot Stay™ adhesive sag
preventers; Heel
Seals™ adhesive sole savers; Trunk In My Junk™
male false advertising; and
Yoobies Inflatable Breast Enhancers, called boobies YOU control.